Kolya Mironov, Vladimir Teryaev, Sasha Kovalyuk and Sergiy Pasichny((this is for those who never knew them by patronim) remembers.
Exam on the course "Amplifying devices." A student, called, "floating", and talked through him arse. Jakub carefully listen to him. Finally the student clams up. After a pause, Jacub, stroking his bald as a coot, thoughtfully, as if thinking aloud, said: "All this may be ... but not likely."
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Another student, talking through him arse, Jakub said in high dudgeon: "What are you talking about, my hair make curl!"
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Garanin deduces complex formula on the board. He writes up it, at the very bottom of the board, but there are not anyway places. Ajogg, he continues to write at the very top of the board. Then he stop dead and say, lifting his hands in dismay, with some indignation: "In general, formula of Academician Kharkevich is not finished, and he ... died."
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Galkin embus at the window at the Pulkovo` airport and puts his hat near. A bus filled up pudding time departure, the driver is going to close the door, but one of the passengers stopped him: "The passenger took place, but went out!" Time is getting on, everybody are surged, asked those who stand at the bus stop, start to complaining. Finally someone suggests to leave the insolents hat and go without him. Gatkin draws attention to the noise, stops to look out the window, wearing a hat and ask the neighbors: "Why don’t we go?"
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At lunchtime young people - and at that time at our department even "old" were young - kicked the ball about the hockey pitch. Naturally, 15-20 minutes after the break, players regularly was late and guilty, forced head into shoulders, stealing by the secretary, head of department M.I Karnovskoho, Nina Aleksiivna., who stood at the door and withered everybody with merciless gaze. This was repeated by several times. Finally, she realized that her glance (even smashing!) had no bite on this audience, gathered those who regularly was late and was came in to the Karnovskoho cabinet: "Here you are, Marko Ilich, check this out!" Marko Ilich cherked his out, went to cabinet and asked Nina Alekseevna: "What should I tell them?" "How is it" what "?! They again played football in the interim! "" Yes? "Karnovskyy again came to office, hardly thinking what he would say, then resolutely approach to the players and asked," So what, what’s the odds? "
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Half a century ago daily students trips practiced sponsored collective farm on harvesting of potatoes and other agricultural products. Once sonar operators were brought in three buses in the backwoods. On the way back the drivers turned the wrong way, went long in the forest, finally we were out from a conventional sealed road, only very soon bumped into a gate crossing. From the house by the gate crossing military left by headed by a sergeant and came to the point bus. Apparently, the situation was familiar to them, because they were very surprised and it was shown, they wanted to send out a bus on the beam as soon as possible.
As they say, "out the routine" the sergeant asked to come from each bus. "Wolf" - introduced the elder first bus. Sergeant looked about. "Laufer" - introduced senior second bus. Sergeant took alarm and sent somewhere one of the soldiers. Senior of third bus and officer armbands came at once, and when the third introduced himself, "Wexler," the officer immediately invited all the elders into the room and ordered one of the buses didn’t bar in. What happened in "janitors booth" and in minds of those, duty officer reported event "on command", Pasichny doesn’t know (he was then one of the students detained in the bus). But he bear in mind that they were dismissed before dawn, about two hours later.